I’m honestly the most pathetic


420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through


This is getting ridiculous…





all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls


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this guy is systematically undoing the world

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shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

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how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education


what the fuck


Mr. Moose, September 2013.

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Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.



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golden retriever festival in scotland

Anonymous sent: I've tried fingering myself so many times and it's hopeless, I can never orgasm


TW: There’s diagrams and stuff linked in here of vaginas so if you’re not into that then I warned you. the pictures are italicized so dont click them

Hey there cutie pie,

With fingering, it doesn’t often work because the inside of your fairy doesn’t have nerve endings, meaning that stimulation of the inside isn’t going to create a huge reaction. 90% of the nerve endings of the vagina are located outside. In order to orgasm, you have to stimulate either your clitoris or your G-Spot.

Your clitoris is the cute lil bud in the top centre of your fairy, and it is the proud owner of a billion little nerve endings, which help all you ladies out there orgasm. Stimulating the clitoris is normally how ladies get happy, so if you’re struggling then check out the article I’ve linked bc people from school have my blog and I’m not sure how detailed I want to go with this.

The G-Spot is a rough, sort of spongy patch of heaven located inside of your vagina. The yahoo answer (lol) that I’ve linked up there a bit is pretty helpful on locating your g-spot, because it’s really quite hidden. Here’s another fab little article which will help you learn about your g-spot, how to find it, and how to stimulate it to get your nerves happy.

Another heads up; your princess parts aren’t the only place that can be stimulated in order to reach an orgasm! Sensitive parts of your body, such as the lower part of your tumtum, your breasts, the back of your thighs and even places such as your ears and the backs of your hands, are an abundance of sensitive nerve endings, which when stroked or touched softly can help you achieve an orgasm.

Hopefully that helped honey bun! Here’s another great article that might help you out as well as this one, which has an overview of almost everything I’ve mentioned, and then some :) Have a wonderful day!