WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
Ask a hufflepuff, they’re excellent finders
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
Famous Capricorn Quotes: Muhammad Ali, Denzel Washington, Kate Moss.
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
Get in the fukin van
Oh ok cool
This is a febreze commercial right
Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”