May 2013
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
fricksters:
family events
“I might have done more had others done less - had I not been thwarted by the...”
– John Tottenham (via nevver)
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
canadianslut:
your dad left home because you didn’t have enough swag lol
chrssy:
riding your man like
magicconchshell:
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
1 tag
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
roastings:
“are you straight or gay?”
yes
