butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
fricksters: family events
I might have done more had others done less - had I not been thwarted by the...– John Tottenham (via nevver)
caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
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canadianslut: your dad left home because you didn’t have enough swag lol
chrssy: riding your man like
magicconchshell: imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes